Cerita ngaco tentang si Noe part III

Halo guys kembali lagi sama gue noe, cowo yang cool banget kaya christian sugiono ini haha ngarep bingits, kali ini gue mau cerita lagi nih.  gue mau nyeritain cewe baru gue ini haha akhirnya punya pacar juga, setelah menyendiri kesepian tidak ada yang menemani uhuk kasian :(. Udeh udeh ah jangan dibahas masa-masa gue jomblo itu sangat menyakitkan bagi gue :'(. Ok... pacar gue ini namanya selvie (selvie itukan foto sendiri yang lagi trend itu kan?) Itu selfie kampreeettt. Ok balik lagi.... nah selvie itu lebih muda dari gue... ya sekitar 2 bulanan lah, dia itu cantik,putih,tinggi,baik,dan besar (besar cintanya ke gue maksudnya :D) dia punya adik 1 cuman keguguran waktu pas mau ngelahirin kata emaknya, jadi selvie bisa dikatakan engga punya ade (boros kata). Pertama ketemu gue sama selvie itu di mall ya gak jauh sih dari kampus, nah kejadiannya gue tuh lagi jalan-jalan disekitar mall (udeh kaya satpam mall yang lagi patroli) tiba-tiba ada seorang cewe (selvie) lagi bawa barang banyak banget.... nah kebeneran posisi gue itu lagi berlawan arah sama si selvie, pikir gue gini (itu cewe kasian amat, udeh cantik tangguh lagi) yaudeh langsung aja gue ngebantu dia dengan tanpa pamrih dan dengan menjujung tinggi martabat keluarga *apaansih. Pas gue mau nolong si selvie malah bilang (mas mau nolong? Yaudah cepet keleuss) terus gue jawab tuh (yah udeh ke gr-an aja si mbak, yaudah deh sini saya bantu... mau kemana nih) selvie jawab (ke parkiran mas, cepet dong ini berat nih) gue jawab lagi (iye mbak sabar napa) disitu gue kesel banget, ada ya orang yang kaya gini haha... setelah diparkiran dan gue udah nyimpen tuh barang kemobilnya, nah gak sengaja dompet dia jatuh terus tuh sama gue mau diambilin...eh dianya juga mau ngambil jadi kaya di tv-tv noh :D. Sambil tatap-tatapan mata, sesekali gue ngedip.. dia pun membalas kedipan gue... sesudah itu selvie bilang (makasih ya mas) gue jawab (eh iya sama-sama jangan panggil mas dong panggil aja noe) selvie pun jawab lagi (oh noe, kenalin saya selvie hehe) sambil jabat tangan.. gue menikmati sentuhan tangannya yang lembut dan basah oleh keringat bau itu tapi itu tidak membuat gue ilfeel.. disaat itu juga gue mulai masuk kedalam cinta pandangan pertama. Dan selepas kenalan gue memberanikan diri untuk meminta nomor telpon nya.... dan akhirnyaaaaaaaaaa jeng jeng jeng jeng dikasih juga alhamdulillah masih ada yang baik ke orang jomblo yang hina ini, kalau bisa nih gue sujud syukur haha. Nah singkat cerita... udah beberapa minggu kita berdua nih semakin deket, dan menjauh.. kenapa menjauh? Dikarenakan gue kecewa karena selvie waktu itu masih punya pacar dan gue gak tau itu sebelumnya, sedih gue disitu �� . Tapi setelah beberapa hari selvie sama pacarnya putus, entah karena sebab apa gue gak tau.. yang jelas gue sudah diberi keburuntungan dan diberi kesempatan untuk mempunyai pasangan. Ucapkan alhamdulillah bersamaaaa. Setelah putus kita pun dekat lagi dan terus mendekat... sampai akhirnya gue berhasil mencentak goooll, eh maksudnya menyatakan cinta alias nembak, grogi banget waktu nembak langsung didepan selvie.. setelah 2 tahun gak pernah lagi ngerasain kaya gini haduh. Dan gue alhamdulillahnya diterima oleh selvie menjadi kekasihnya haha.sampai sekarang gue masih berhubungan sama selvie. Udeh ya cerita ngaconya cape ngetik nih gue abis inspirasi bye semoga ada cerita selanjutnya see you next time

Lirik lagu Slipknot - Sulfur

My Guilt and My Shame always sell
me short - always feel the same
And My Face and My Soul always
wear me thin - always under control
But the longest hours you'll have in
your life
Are the ones you sit through to know if
you're right
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong
Because I think I know what's going
on
So Let Me Get This Straight... the only
will is my own
I do whatever I want and stay alone
All my decisions make it untouchable
and tainted
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life
But I will always find a way to survive
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's
like
I can take it or leave it... or die
STAY - You don't always know where
you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that
feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...
My Life is undone - and I'm a sinner to
most but a sage to some
And my Gods are Untrue - I'm
probably wrong, but I'm better than
you
And the longest hours I've had in my
life
Were the ones I went through to know I
was right
So I'm safe, but I'm a little outside
I'm gonna laugh when I'm buried alive
STAY - You don't always know where
you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that
feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...
LIKE BREATHING IN SULFUR
STAY - You don't always know where
you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that
feels
Like Breathing in "Sulfur"
My Guilt and My Shame always sell
me short - always feel the same
And My Face and My Soul always
wear me thin - always under control
But the longest hours you'll have in
your life
Are the ones you sit through to know if
you're right
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong
Because I think I know what's going
on
So Let Me Get This Straight... the only
will is my own
I do whatever I want and stay alone
All my decisions make it untouchable
and tainted
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life
But I will always find a way to survive
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's
like
I can take it or leave it... or die
STAY - You don't always know where
you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that
feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...
My Life is undone - and I'm a sinner to
most but a sage to some
And my Gods are Untrue - I'm
probably wrong, but I'm better than
you
And the longest hours I've had in my
life
Were the ones I went through to know I
was right
So I'm safe, but I'm a little outside
I'm gonna laugh when I'm buried alive
STAY - You don't always know where
you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that
feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...
LIKE BREATHING IN SULFUR
STAY - You don't always know where
you stand
'Til you know that you won't run away
There's something inside me that
feels
Like Breathing in Sulfur...
LIKE BREATHING IN SULFUR